If you owned Fox News, what would you do with it?

Question

If you owned Fox News, what would you do with it?

Answer 1

I would give Alex Jones an hour-long TV show at 7:00 PM while most Fox viewers are watching American Idol or football. This could possibly bring in a new demographic while not alienating viewers who would vehemently disagree with Jones. Overall, I wouldn't mess too much up considering it's success as a network. Perhaps play re-runs of The Apprentice as well. Or have an hour of country and classic rock videos. Anything to celebrate Middle America.



Honestly though, Fox News is successful enough already that I think changing things up might be unnecessary.

Answer 2

Nothing! I've been watching FOX news for many years. They're the only news broadcast that actually discusses both sides of the stories and invites those with opposing views to come on the show and state their views. That's the reason FOX News has been #1 for so long. I can't remember the last time I watched CNN for any facts.

Answer 3

Nothing! I've been watching FOX news for many years. They're the only news broadcast that actually discusses both sides of the stories and invites those with opposing views to come on the show and state their views. That's the reason FOX News has been #1 for so long. I can't remember the last time I watched CNN for any facts.

Answer 4

That would mean I was a billionaire so I would be a totally different person than the man I am today and I probably wouldn't do much as Fox News is by far the most successful news channel today so I wouldn't change much with my cash cow. I would tell Bill O'Reilly what an arrogant fool I know him to be, but he would not be out of a job as the guy gets amazing ratings. I know this isn't the answer you wanted but it is the most honest answer you will get so go ahead and give it your ultra slow minded liberal thumbs down of ignorance!

Answer 5

I'd dump the bimbos, hire actual investigative reporters, hit hard news with all the main answers as to who, what, when, where, why and how. I put a stop to 'news casters' interviewing each other. I'd investigate banks, insurance companies, churches, government organizations and political fat cats and their PACs. There would be no weeks of BS about lost aircraft, 'Donald Trumps', dead entertainers or such distractions. I'd make no friends. I'd expose as much dirt as possible and document every accusation with hard proof. George W. Bush DID skate on his military service and he did let Cheney's posse start a war. Big money has bought out 'our' government. The climate will be a major factor in every aspect of life on this planet much sooner than later and there may be no actual way to deal with it. Population will smother this planet and our physical and social infrastructure has been ignored way too long. 95% of Americans are getting poorer and 5% are getting richer with no 'turn around' possible...that WILL be our world and it should be reported. It won't be, but it should be!

Answer 6

Give Russell Brand a show and bring back all the old fox saturday morning cartoons that made life worth living. Like Eek the cat, Bobbys world, Super Dave Osborn. As well as the Dinosaurs. Then have Russell run the rest of the programming when the kids aren't watching.



Then I would use that and fund projects to help people and put that **** on the news.

Answer 7

First thing I would do is I would not hire females solely based on their cute looks and figures and wearing short skirts all the time.

Second thing is I would give some leeway with the shows able to have a margin when they want to go to commercial break, not this mandatory segments they have now.

Third is I would get rid of "Fox and Friends" and fire everyone on that show. That show is so pathetic I turn to Morning Joe on MSNBC.

Fourth I would have a new show taking the place of Megan Kelly's timeslot having a conservative and a liberal hosting the show, much like "Hannity and Colmbs" used to be.

Answer 8

George W. Bush DID skate on his military service and he did let Cheney's posse start a war. Big money has bought out 'our' government. The climate will be a major factor in every aspect of life on this planet much sooner than later and there may be no actual way to deal with it. Population will smother this planet and our physical and social infrastructure has been ignored way too long. 95% of Americans are getting poorer and 5% are getting richer with no 'turn around' possible...that WILL be our world and it should be reported. It won't be, but it should be! who lie about it and want to silence it, stare lovingly at Julie Banderas, flirt shamelessly with Joanne Nosuchinsky, hang out with Greg Gutfeld, and then sell the network back to the people running it now, since I'm not interested in being in charge of a news network.

Answer 9

Try and add Some Good News Reports too Balance out all of the Bad News Reports on a Days and Weeks Events for the USA people to see and hear Best Wishes America in 2016......

Answer 10

I would start a Fox News straight news channel with more reporting and less opinion on prime time.

Answer 11

If I owned Fox News I'd give everyone a raise because I love them all. They have the smartest people and the most beautiful ladies of any channel.

Answer 12

Make its programming less entertainment based and more serious. I'd keep it in the conservative vein, as there needs to be a source for a different view point from the otherwise mostly liberal media outlets, but keep closer to the facts and less sensationalism, more like CNN but with it's conservative values reflected in what news it covers and it's reactions to said news. But no more let's have a talk show where it's only opinions and outlandish claims.

Answer 13

I would be rich and be ranking in the money. There is nothing I would change because Fox has the largest number of people watching it and is really the only place for people to go to see the other side of things from MSNCB and CNN. Why would I want to change a winning idea?



Wow I would also be powerful

Answer 14

I would leave it in the mud-slinging slug fest that it is. I CHALLENGE those of you with OPEN MINDS to watch FOX news for at least a week, then compare it to other news sources. NOTHING compares to FOX news because they give BOTH sides of an issue and let YOU decide you love/hate relationship with it. the problem with people who hate Fox news, is they HATE someone who opposes their point of view. I have spent years watching CNN, and other news sources, and they are flat out pathetic compared to FOX.

Answer 15

I'd laugh even more at the liberals here who lie about it and want to silence it, stare lovingly at Julie Banderas, flirt shamelessly with Joanne Nosuchinsky, hang out with Greg Gutfeld, and then sell the network back to the people running it now, since I'm not interested in being in charge of a news network.

Answer 16

I would attempt to educate the more deplorable part of the American population by showing up-to-date U.S. Healthcare documentaries and other reports that explore the cultural, religious, and political influences behind world affairs without being biased.



It's amazing to me just how many people aren't informed at all about their own countries politics, economy, and culture. Everyone has a right to an informed opinion; no one is entitled to animosity.

Answer 17

Hire Michael J. Fox and Samantha Fox and have the Fox & Fox Show.

Answer 18

I'd make it NON PARTISAN for one thing. Far too many networks in this country that take sides



The News should always be IMPARTIAL, sadly we don't get it from Fox, and certainly not from MSNBC

Answer 19

Turn into a unbiased news network, and make it that when a Hannity and O'Reilly ask a question to a "Democratic strategist" they cannot interrupt until the answer is completely given no more interuptions above answer.

Answer 20

Fire Meagan Kelly. Then take Fox back to how it was in the beginning when they were struggling for a spot. They are getting more and more like the MSM.. and that is sad.

Answer 21

Less Bimbo reporters and more hard corp news reporting.

Run at least two to three investigative reports every six months.

Reports that could and would topple government procedures.

And Big Business procedures.

Answer 22

Fire Gretchen Carlson and get rid of Alan Colmes an have more than just four stories being reported all day for starter's

Answer 23

I'd turn it into a game show where people took turns verbally bashing the republican candidates for 2016. Then I would disband it and sell it to the Democratic party to see how outraged Republicans get when propaganda is shoved down their throats.

Answer 24

Nothing. It attracts dumb rednecks from middle America who chew tobacco and sing honkie doodle cracker all day long.



Like these fine white gentlemen.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E48QqcTOXeY



Fox News makes millions off these dumb white people. I wouldn't change it for a bit.

Answer 25

Same as ALL other MEDIA's - Left , Right - American and Foreign - MSN, BBC, FOX ! BS, lie, whine ... say what so many IDIOTS want to hear and make MONEY ... they all get Voluntarily Stupid to listen , believe the BS and make lots of money :( sad but true !

Answer 26

No guarantee but I hope I'd be more objective than Fox or HuffPost!

Answer 27

Keep it like it is so it would remain the #1 news channel like it has been for the last 15 years or so..

Answer 28

give it to a actual fox and see if he can make better news reports

Answer 29

If i could, I would make the news more uplifting, but that doesn't keep the ratings good. Even though I could change things, I would probably keep it the same because hell, I'm getting millions of dollars off of the previous person's good decisions.

Answer 30

The main thing reporting used to be was to give the reader/viewer information from both sides without trying to sway them to one side or the other just report the story. With any news outlet that's what I want. Honest information on a story/report without a slant to one side or the other.

Answer 31

All of Fox News is all wrong. Its to self centered. to involved in it self, than the news, that should be reported. Tell and say the news and never mine about your opinion that no one cares about. I WOULD FIRE EVERYONE AND START NEW. my pompous employee Bastards fine a new job. everyone of you stand in front of me and you will hear 2 words

" Y O U R F I R E D " that made me feel good!!!!.

Answer 32

Help grow heroes more than glorify thugs and murderers. Kids don't have to watch violent games or shows, the news teaches them what really works.

Answer 33

Turn it into a news outlet instead of misleading Republican noise machine. And I agree with WG - Hire Rachel Maddow. She is a liberal but is honest.

Answer 34

Play Better shows

Answer 35

Just throw in the Ad Council ads with paid programming on weekends, so that helps myself with life. And on the other hand, I guess that's about everything with little change.

Answer 36

I'd use it spread the truth. Get people's eyes open before it's too late, viva la resistance.



Joyofsatan.org

ExposingChristianity.com

Answer 37

Certainly lose the bimbos.They sit there with legs wide open and SAY they're selling News but that's not what they advertise.

Answer 38

The only thing I would do is rename it Fox Comedy Network. The programming would remain exactly the same.

Answer 39

I'd change nothing. It's more popular than any other news source in America.

Answer 40

Gggg

Answer 41

Keep it the same, maybe put Sean back at 9:00 and replay The Five at 11:00.

Answer 42

I would sell it to CNN for preferred stocks and money in 40 / 60 ratio.



The remainder of my plans are secret.

Answer 43

Shut it down and rebuild an ethical News caster

Answer 44

I would hire the most beautiful and shapely women that I could find and have them report the news wearing nothing except bras and panties. The ratings would go through the roof and I would be rich beyond my wildest dreams!!!

Answer 45

Push my investigative reporters to aggressively find all the hidden dirt on The Obama's they can find; the people deserve to know the full extent they have been LIED TO by Barry and Michelle!!

Answer 46

Vicia, I would sell it immediately. I do not want to own something like that. I would give most of the money to worthy causes and wash my hands of it.

Answer 47

I'd fire everyone and hire young people right out of college with no experience.

That's how I lost my job... I'd like to continue the ritual.

Answer 48

I would ask Megan Kelly out on a date

Answer 49

Hand it over to Donald Trump and Sarah Palin and watch the hilarity ensue.

Answer 50

Go on air and give a message to the viewers essentially saying that they have been brainwashed by corporate/GOP propaganda, and then give the channel to Democracy Now.

Answer 51

Fire everyone and then hire people like Rachel Maddow-people with advanced degree's in politics.

Answer 52

I would take off every segment that has to do with celebrity gossip. Honestly, people, mind your own life instead of stalking theirs :/

Answer 53

Make an alternative news channel out of it ...

Answer 54

news only

Answer 55

Its realy the only network with unbiased news. The reporters act natural and free from pressure.

Answer 56

I would start telling the truth, something FOX is allergic to.

Answer 57

I wouldn't know what to change, it's fox.

Answer 58

get rid of the Liars who only give news that sells and get back to Honest reporting



and stop with ugly weather Girls

Answer 59

Fire all the editorial staff and commentators. Keep only the tech crew members who say, "I hated working here and everybody else who worked here all along, but I needed a paycheck."

Answer 60

I'd make lying and inciting voilence against policy. That's about it.

Answer 61

I'd bring back Colmes or bring in another liberal to balance Hannity.

Answer 62

Sell it to Obama and move to Texas

Answer 63

I'd change the name to FRN (Far-Right News) and get rid of the "fair and balanced" slogan. I wouldn't silence it, I'd just make it honest.

Answer 64

Slap liberals around the way they like it. IOW, kinda, sorta wassup right now, no I'ma sayin', hon?

Answer 65

I would see how fast & for how much I could sell it for. I know nothing about that type of business to manage it. Bad fit for me.

Answer 66

Fox is perfect just the way it is.

Answer 67

Target Liberals MORE!

Answer 68

Keep it for posterity to see how the News can be manipulated, slanted and distorted !

Answer 69

Be that 1% of elite that controls are world.

Answer 70

i will hire Ed schultz to run fox

Answer 71

bring back X files and find happiness in my new marriage Congrats Mr. Murdoch

Answer 72

I would Keep the newscasters local.

I would have unknown newscasters and guest speakers for both side of the issue.

Answer 73

Rake in all the money they make.

Buy MSNBC and make it real news channel and fire Rachel Maddow.

Answer 74

I'd turn it in into something less crazy politized

Answer 75

Eat it and make poop

Cept Megan Kelly

Answer 76

Make sure all the newcaster are hired on their brains. Not looks. Make the programs are educational and fun.

Answer 77

I would change it to an all-nostalgia channel. No blonde over-inflated bimbos would be allowed, at all.

Answer 78

Get rid of the Jews employees and hire the Germans.

Answer 79

I'd sell it and retire to Aruba.

Answer 80

I would take the money and fire everyone because they're a bunch of morons

Answer 81

Shut it down immediately

Answer 82

Sell it for a lot of money and retire !

Answer 83

Nothing different If it is not broke don't fix it.

Answer 84

Why would I make any changes?

It is making money and appealing to its target audience.

Answer 85

Nothing

Answer 86

Keep getting rich.

Answer 87

I would make it a channel that spreads awareness about everything.

Answer 88

Light it on fire and push it over a cliff

Answer 89

I would hire only blonds with long legs.

Answer 90

Leave it alone. We need at least one media outlet with a (semi-) conservative bias.

Answer 91

Shut it down

Answer 92

Sell it

Answer 93

Sell it

Answer 94

I would report on the issues that actually have relevance and meaning.

Answer 95

FIRE Sean Hannity and replace him with Kermit the frog!

Answer 96

I would make sure Liberals get what they deserve, criticism.

Answer 97

Fire Shepherd Smith. He's too liberal for me.

Answer 98

sell it while it's still valuable, like any sensible investor

Answer 99

I'd run it into the ground... Oh wait, they already did that.

Answer 100

Sell it and with the money do some charity.

Answer 101

If I was the owner I would stop the lie of media

Answer 102

It should be banned from the airwaves as hate speech.

Answer 103

Drown it in a bathtub.

Answer 104

Take out the jewish and christian elements and make it more pro white.

Answer 105

Make Trump the CEO

Answer 106

I would probably answer to this question saying what i ll do with it :)

Answer 107

Sell it and get money

Answer 108

Remember you asked this when you grow up.

Answer 109

Nothing, it's just fine the way it is.

Answer 110

Sell it for more money

Answer 111

Stuff it up Uranus.

Answer 112

Nothing.

Answer 113

I would pee into a cup and drink it backwards.

Answer 114

I'd cancel it.

Answer 115

I would have sex with Kimberly Gilfoyle. or whatever the hel her name is

Answer 116

I will try to give my best

Answer 117

broadcast myself

Answer 118

I do not long for it.

Answer 119

It is a winner so would leave as it is.

Answer 120

I while sell it and be rich

Answer 121

I would share the money that I earn with you all:)

Answer 122

Fire most of the chatter boxes and the liberals

Answer 123

deport to mexico

Answer 124

I would have promoted my business :P

Answer 125

start chasing chickens... but for me just sell it

Answer 126

Cry

Answer 127

Tell the truth

Answer 128

Throw it on the ground.

Answer 129

nothin

Answer 130

ferrari

Answer 131

Sell it, and retire.

Answer 132

Fire everyone who favors lying.

Answer 133

sell it to murdoch

Answer 134

close it down

Answer 135

Streaming live porn

Answer 136

change it to a liberal channel

Answer 137

Rake in the cash baby, rake it in!!!

Answer 138

I would fire the Megan woman

Answer 139

Bill Cosby type things..........

Answer 140

Make a small skit for actors trying to be out there in our "try outs" of just Idk acting

Answer 141

Hire the "fūck her right in the pussy" guy

Answer 142

Fire the Barbie biotch.

Answer 143

Shut it down. . .

Answer 144

make it libertarian

Answer 145

cancel it

Answer 146

Sell it !!!

Answer 147

buy CNN

Answer 148

keep it

Answer 149

i would **** everyone off

Answer 150

something like this...............only LARGER..............



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjz1OUi2ypM

Answer 151

burn it to the ground

Answer 152

burn it to the ground

Answer 153

Destroy it

Answer 154

Dunno

Answer 155

idk